I first discovered Orbit's Sweet Mint flavored gum about 3 years ago. Throughout the years, I've gone through probably 89 other gum flavors, and none of them have come close to having the staying power of this delectably perfect combination of the freshness of mint, and sweetness of sweet. I don't know which one of their professional flavor experts came up with this combination, but it's perfect. Whether you're having a bad day and just need something to masticate on, or you're having a great date and want to get your mouth prepared for the little somethin' somethin' to follow, this is the gum for you. I have yet to meet anyone who didn't absolutely LOVE this flavor of gum.
Okay, actually, I have, but upon discovering their inability to differentiate true genius from other, substandard flavored gum, I decided to end our friendship. Nobody needs that much negativity in their lives.
Summary: Currently, the #1 gum on my list. Worth breaking up with someone over, unless said person is a phenylketonuric, or happens to be really really hot (OR, has a really really hot sister).
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